Blind Rugging

Wrapping your arms around another person from behind and biting their neck. It is usually done to show affection.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got blind rugged by someone at that party last night!
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.

by SlimKim June 12, 2016

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Blind Billied

To be sucked off unwillingly until you cum by your retarded 4'10 Male friend in a sleepover that you never knew was homosexual. Keep in mind, that you have to be underage while your "friend" is over the age of 18. The origin of this was from a blind child, but it can still be applied to anyone.

I could not go to sleep after I was Blind Billied last night by Cyraxx. I had to go to the principal's office the next day to make a report that he did this to me.

by Cyraxx Historian June 26, 2024

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

by chirpy bird April 18, 2018