An abusive little bitch that beats on women. Waits for women to be in a emotional vulnerable postition and swoops in to manipulate her into his grasp. He will play off a great person to the public, til the doors are closed. Will beat a mother in front of her kids.. Locks his and his girlfriends kids outside for the majority of the day, so they can "talk"(smoke meth, abuse his girlfriend, neglect 1 yr old).
Anybody: Austin Boswell is such a manipulative, abusive, cunt.
Everybody: We already knew from when he beat the hell out of his pregnant ex, Jami.
Everybody: We already knew from when he beat the hell out of his pregnant ex, Jami.
by Wellendowedfromtheeyebrowsdown June 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug. by Smasher6708 May 10, 2019
Get the Austin and Jaydamug. a kid with a bad hairline
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
Get the austin blakemug. by Ggjjbgrh1446 July 31, 2024
Get the Arizona austinmug. by Real 69 February 14, 2020
Get the Austin...mug. “Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug.