your a jerk

a song by the new boyz which is very common among teenagers. it also goes with a dance.

ayy thats my song! your a jerk! your a jerk! i know!

by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009

rent-a-jon

my fucking ex-boyfriend

he's such an asshole, he sleeps with your best friend, he snogs other girls while your at a party at your house, his name is john, etc..

by vikki June 30, 2003

Pulling a Jake

-Doing something wrong and/or annoying that no one else would do
-Being a douchebag that no one likes
-Thinking you're cool/better than others/funny while you're really not

"God, he's seriously playing with a water bottle hanging from a string? He needs to stop pulling a Jake."

by MaxmanWarfare June 17, 2009

tar in a jar

A slang term for that godawful drink Newcastle Brown Ale (now ironically brewed in gteshead, not newcastle) or Newcy Broon as it is also known by

'Oh god, you havnt got the tar in a jar again have you?'

by Noah_swann June 20, 2005

a-jism

Unbelievably, sometimes impossibly, high skill level along with great speeds to do actions of low possibly with ease.

My friends a-jism during video games allows for multiple kills in the matter of seconds, during lag.

by Logan D. June 18, 2008

a "jonny" good night out

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry

"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

by jonnylover92 November 6, 2011

A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunk August 21, 2017