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Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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Don't Get Hit

A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019
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Don't tase me bro

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007
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I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
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you don't want the sauce

Rachet Hoe: Bitch fight me
Classy ass lady: you don't want the sauce so sit down
by BabyBubbles May 31, 2014
mugGet the you don't want the saucemug.

i don't give a crap

To not care
I don't give a crap about you!
by ManBlo February 12, 2018
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Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"
by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007
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