Square

An individual who has allowed ones occupational environment define ones personality, to the point of behaving as if one is always within the four walls of an office.

That's just how squares are! They take everything serious, can't relax, and don't know how to have fun.

by Burnett801 July 13, 2018

squares

Word ghetto people use to represent cigarettes.

"Hey man, can I bum a few squares from you?"

by rumorlistener May 22, 2015

square root of 2

An irrational number that is apparently the distance between two vertices diagonally on a square with each side being 1 unit long

The square root of 2 is a backrooms level that only the most elite mathematicians can survive.

by ThatNumber95 December 7, 2024

Square

Extremely good looking guy.

Weirdly big eyes.
Good abs.
A classic square.

I went on a date with a real square yesterday.

by Expertondefinitionofsquare June 15, 2023

Squared up

Hallucinating on mushroom chocolates

Jenn and her friends were squared up on new years eve.

by Kblue111 February 4, 2024

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011