Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon

I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao

by jamaculent June 24, 2019

May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011

Poon Poon

It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs

I love poon poon

by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021