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Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator
"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

Sex zombie 

1) Someone who is bored and isn't really interested in sex,
2) Someone who has no strength or energy during sex,
3) Someone who is ill during sex.
"Dude, I has sex with that girl, and she was such a sex zombie..."
Sex zombie by Anoym December 9, 2008
a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)
That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.
Zombie by Light Joker October 7, 2004

humans vs zombies 

The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.

This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.

The death of a college campus for a week.
Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?

Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.

Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.
humans vs zombies by Skoda23 September 16, 2010

Rob Zombie

When a man (or woman) takes the virginity of the opposite sex while they are passed-out drunk.
My girlfriend wanted to learn more about rock music, so i introduced her to Rob Zombie.
1. A person who lacks originality and just goes with the flow of society.

2. A person who has no mind of his/her owned and is controlled like a robot by the music they listen to or the people around this, henceforth making them the walking dead.

3. Usually dredheads, n00bs, emo kids, gang members, frat kids or any other group of kids who lose their personality or self-image to fit into a sub-culture.
SYMPTOMS AND CHARACTERISTICS
(Various phases of the Zombie Virus that plagues the Southeastern region of the United States) :

*looped chantings (ay ayyy ayyyyy)
*slurred speech (whu hannen shawty/cuh?)
*doing disturbing snapping/dancing/walking rituals often done in large groups or circles (doing the lean wit it rock wit it)
*the "all of a sudden" urge to be a rapper
*spooky (easily made music, using fruity loops) looped music with hi-hats and tons of snapping
*walking in a zombie-like way
*often wearing jewelry in the mouth
*twisting of the dreaded/un-dreaded hair
*obsessions with shooting in the air for no reason
*loss of proper grammar
*lack of reasoning
*high usage of abbreviations (TCB, GYP, GLK, WMG)
*high usage of marijuana
*often making branched cults called, Clicks/Cliques/Mobbs
*lack of self control

WARNING:
This zombie sickness is highly contagious is there is lack of originality
THE CURE:
Being yourself

- The Krisis
zombie by D. Phyna July 20, 2008