you are not the birdman!

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.

Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!

by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

You are rarted

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.

"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area

by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018

you know what you doing

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

by baklava March 14, 2004

You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

by Deuces High March 26, 2011

You Done Goofed

It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.

Jessi Slaughter's Dad: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!!!
Troll: O shit..
Cyberpolice: You done goofed..

by partikk July 18, 2010

you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011