woman

the more intelligent half of the human race

A woman can do anything, including things men can't. When men say woman are less, it shows one of two things--that the men are truly afraid women are better and are trying to cover it up, or that these men truly don't have the slightest bit of intelligence left that they are unable to see how great women are.

by MusicianChick May 11, 2006

mushroom woman

a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.

Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....

by whichwaynow August 31, 2007

ad womanem

When a woman verbally attacks a man (because he's a man) instead of addressing his argument.

Shelly: 2 + 2 = 5.
John: No, Shelly. 2 + 2 = 4
Shelly: Stop mansplaining to me, John! That's just like a man. You misogynist.
John: You're using ad womanem attacks, Shelly.

by ainje June 14, 2015

womanbeater

a tank top for men that r kelly wore in the video with sparkle.

i had my womanbeater on when my wife came home and i beatt that ass

by Jessica May 14, 2004

wonder woman pussy

The greatest sex that women can give to men

Guy 1: Wats up with you dude?

Guy 2: I've had one of the greatest nights of my LIFE!!!

Guy 1: What happen? Let me guess, you and Lizzy kicked it off last night huh?

Guy 2: You know it, she had that wonder woman pussy!!!

by Jarrod Luke January 18, 2012

Wonder Woman

Is a, usual, beautiful girl, who is usually a VERY talented singer, casually referred to as Melanie and strip tease artist. She has a perfect body and is just the sexiest, most beautiful, most perfect creature (aside from very few other female names). She is destined to be with, with no exception of such things as free will, or choice, a man named Andrew forever. She has a cold nose like a kitten. And is a skilled guitar Player.

"Man Wonder Woman is so hot, I bet you hundreds of people would argue over her on facebook!"

"Foxes Mate for Love, Because They're In Love, Like Wonder Woman and Andrew"

"Hey! Did you see that cool Paranoid Android Wonder Woman just got! I think she called it Samson"

Andrew: The Wonder Woman girl is Wonderful, I'm going to ask her to merry me someday!

by PleasePLeae January 29, 2009

womanfied

when someone has changed a tom boy slash feminist into a Stepford wife

w.k womanfied y.z

by y.z October 22, 2010