May 4th

This is the day when you grab anyone’s ass, or give hugs.

Friend 1- can I have a hug!?
Friend 2- sure
Friend 1- *grabs ass*
Friend 2- why would u do that!
Friend 1- it’s May 4th who wouldn’t

by upyourass😌 October 22, 2019

May 20

May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her

Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married

by ImNowMarried October 16, 2019

May 15th

National nigro day

Your black were you born May 15th

by Tut O’Malley November 25, 2019

May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

May 1

the day where the most fruity people where born.

boy: "Hey, i was born on May 1st!" girl: "Oh, so you're fruity."

by fruity_lamo January 15, 2022

May 13

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020

May 15th

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

by Clap that ass April 30, 2021