wacked out

to be killed by hitting a tree while skiing or snowboarding

Me: Did you hear about Sonny? He wacked out in Colorado.
You: Wow, that's too bad.
Me: Yeah, lots of people wacked out that year. Weird.

by H0lyC0w October 4, 2009

wanker

a very selfish person

that wanker stold my money!

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

wanker

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

by price check please January 23, 2005

Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth

boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!

by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008

blue tick wanker

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

by gyred January 3, 2019

Wankedexterous

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.

Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.

by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024

wankerific

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank

weinAIR is wankerific!

by Captain B October 31, 2003