Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.

1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"

by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023

why dont you back it up with a source

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP

if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh

person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-

person 1: why are you like this

by Adolf-dripler December 6, 2022

Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils

bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style

by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022

Why is it good?!

This is said by a person who encounters and enjoys something (typically a piece of music) that is typically not well liked by others or viewed as strange.

*Big Iron in G major starts playing*
Me: "Yo why is it good?!

by Mr.Caids January 2, 2023

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake

by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023

Nick, Why You Bully Me

A lil bitch ass mexican's catchphrase. Used mockingly to annoy a specific person.

Hey Nate, "Nick, why you bully me"

by OnGodBro69 July 7, 2023

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023