Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

Da Wheel

A term for Godly, Goated and great in one word, Da Wheel.

Person 1:HeY wAnNa PlAy FoRtNiTe????
Person 2: You still play fortnite? Bruddah is NOT Da Wheel 🔥🔥🔥

by ellomateee1123 June 9, 2023

going wheels

In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.

“We’re going wheels!”
“Spin ‘em”
“Wheels.”

by EbonyClark June 11, 2023

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023

Hot wheels treatment

When you play with a hot wheels car on the butt of a female.

“Eric spent the entire weekend giving LeLe the hot wheels treatment.”

by HimithyInTheSheets March 13, 2023

Tilted Wheels

Gay or homophobic

"Jayden has Tilted wheels on his Honda. That's because he's still in the closet"

by TheEnforcer86 March 14, 2023