Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

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I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

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Say it any time u want

Joe Biden: I have some announcements to make
You:Ur Mom

by YouTube Tronix April 20, 2022

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a fat cow

im only typing this to pass it as a definition

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by ur kinda short ong January 10, 2022

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A response commonly used by someone who does not know how to respond to the question previously asked.

This can also be used as in insult in an ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE!!!!

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”

EXAMPLE #2

Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

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