When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.
Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)
by SirCockalot May 15, 2008
by Troller of trolls September 09, 2010
The offspring of a sister and brother. Defines the blood relationship between the father and son. The father is both his uncle and father. Uncle comes first because no family in the right mind would tell the boy his mother's brother is his father. They would introduce the father as his uncle.
by Lee low July 07, 2017
1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.
by Ink Slinger December 02, 2011
Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
by Otterboi October 19, 2015
by High school joke group November 09, 2017
Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.
The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us
by Professor Switzleheimer December 23, 2021