up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

up your alley

the sort of thing you like

That new film looks as though it'll be up your alley. You're going to love this new club: it's right up your alley!

by Alebizz October 23, 2023

Up And

A phrase put in a statement to drive home the point of the sentence.

Ex 1: Can’t believe he would just up and lie to me. The pizza place is closed on Monday.

Ex 2: Dam, wasn’t expecting you to up and come here without telling me. Now the tourney is messed up.

by Waxosaurus November 3, 2023

Up it

Referring to equipping your firearm and aiming it at an enemy

Person 1: keep playin and ima up it
Person 2: you don’t got a knock lil bro

by MrClickin November 4, 2023

up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

Up yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical leftism. Often used by villains in memes to show how utterly batshit insane you sound when you say it out loud.

Senator Armstrong: "Up yours, Woke Moralists! We'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Armstrong, What the hell are you talking about?"

by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023

Up Yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.

Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"

by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023