University of Southern California 

Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.

The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.

University of Southern California by Cheeks February 12, 2005

University of Northern Iowa 

The smallest and best of Iowa's three state Universities. Nestled in Cedar Falls with over and 10,000 trees on campus and a near 2:1 girl to guy ratio, a pretty damn awesome school.

You may have seen us on YouTube due to the massively popular Interlude dance.

You may have seen us on national television when we knocked Kansas out of the NCAA tourney in 2010.

The University of Northern Iowa STUNS Kansas In Massive Upset.

Ho! The Purple and the Gold, Victory for U-N-I!

University of Northern Iowa by UNIPanthersGuy September 22, 2011

College University 

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

College University by Zeke October 31, 2003

DeSales University 

A place of higher education where the student body is probably smaller than your body. This school is so small, you could accidently step on it. Hence why the tuition costs more than Bill Gates makes in a decade.

I go to DeSales University... How's the weather down there?

DeSales University by AAAAALLLLL June 14, 2011

Clarkson University 

A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.

Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!

Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)

Harvard Student: HA!

Clarkson University by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

The University 

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The University of Virginia

Yes, I am a graduate of The University.

The University by Hagsist23426x January 10, 2008

Christian Brothers University 

Christian Brothers University is a small Bachelor's and Master's degree granting Catholic school in Memphis, Tennessee. While not as selective as Rhodes College (also in Memphis), it has fewer black students than the University of Memphis. This fact, along with the private-school cache, is the main draw for its students.

Christian Brothers University

Christian Brothers University by student7 August 15, 2009