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Twinkleyed 

A twinkle in ones eye, or eyes. Caused by a loving or caring feeling for another person.
As Sid told me about his new friend, I could tell he had feelings for them through his twinkleyed expression.
Twinkleyed by Sid Brown October 8, 2007
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twinenemy 

when your twin and you have a love/hate relationship kinda like a Frienemy but is also your sibling.
"Because me and my twin are so alike we fight all of the time. I love her but she is also my twinenemy"
twinenemy by WELZO February 25, 2008

twinkiesmoot 

A twinkiesmoot is a unit of measure which describes the rate of production of Twinkies, the famous snack cake. As of 2009, the rate of production of Twinkies is 60,000 per hour; thus, 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour.

The Twinkiesmoot is named in honor of Oliver R. Smoot. While a student at M.I.T. in 1958, Smoot lay down on the Massachusetts Avenue bridge between Cambridge and Boston, Massachusetts. His length was measured and that length became known in M.I.T. lore as 1 smoot. The term has become widely known and Google Earth offers it as an optional unit of measure. Note that since the twinkiesmoot is a measure of the rate of production, and the smoot is a measure of distance, the two are related in name only.

A related term is "nanotwinkiesmoot." A nanotwinkiesmoot describes the rate of consumption of twinkies by an individual person. 1 nanotwinkiesmoot equals 1 billionth of a smoot, or 0.00006 twinkiesmoots.

The two terms have entered general usage in the Boston, Massachusetts area. It is generally believed to have been coined by a student of the M.I.T. business school.
Alice ate 12 Twinkies in half an hour yesterday. Since 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour, she ate them at a speed of 144 nanotwinkiesmoots!

Twinkle Monkey 

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
Twinkle Monkey by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009

Twinkiepottamus 

A fat kid who eats to much junk food.
Look at those twinkiepottamus run the train on those Little Debbie's.
Twinkiepottamus by fireslayer January 1, 2010

twinkie :Noun 

stick thin member of the female sex characterized by their hugely back combed hair, ugg boots and unbelievably skinny jeans.
usually accompanied by a checked shirt or over sized hooded top,.
hollister track bottoms are also a favourite item of clothing.
usually stalked by pubescent canterbury wearing males.
unable to string entire sentences together or move facial features in a natural manner.
often sighted in groups of 2 and 3 usually shopping.
constant maintainence and hair grooming.
"twinkie :Noun"

that shopping mall was over run by groups of twinkies this morning.!

that twinkies hair seems to be getting bigger the more she grooms it.
twinkie :Noun by harybo kid February 19, 2010