Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 21, 2016

Titlepiece

A titlepiece is no longer a side piece. It's a piece that now has a title, such as girlfriend or wife or fwb or basically something more.

I just made that girl I've been seeing a titlepiece.

by IIanOakfieldIan June 20, 2016

TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.

Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.

by Medino July 11, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017

turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017