Tool

Another word for penis

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time

by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023

TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.

Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*

by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012

Tool

A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.

Justin Bieber and all of his fans are Tools

Lil Wayne is a tool (And a Poser just sayin)

by I.T.Y.G. January 19, 2011

tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."

These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.

by Croato December 10, 2009

tool

a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!

person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "

by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009

Red Tool

a person who is addicted to drinking red bull

"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"

by zeahfd May 27, 2018

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