shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.

I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017

gowl towel

Slang for a sanitary pad

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017

Byker town

The place where our kids shoot fireworks of firemen n shops. Kids smoking from the age of 8. One of the friendliest places for all junkies from weed to smack. Warning keep your shis locked up before they steal it for toot

Where abouts you from? Byker town

by Byker father January 10, 2018

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Skipping town

A term used for when a person commits something such as a crime and leaves the vicinity.

Kiowa is skipping town because he killed Gabe.

by Wellimdead December 3, 2018

warm towel treatment

This is the act of using a warm towel to clean you partners genitals after sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even need to ask for it. It shouldn’t replace a shower but sometimes it does ;)

you’ve gotta get a warm towel treatment from ya girl if you wanna be livin.

by Vladimir Poopin February 9, 2019

Freehold township

A party town in New Jersey. Freehold township is located close to the Jersey Shore and you can find parties here every weekend. People here live off of mommy’s and daddy’s money. Manalapan and Marlboro kids go here only to get wasted and hook up. The kids here flaunt their luxury houses, cars, and clothing. Mainly everyone here is white or whitewashed.

Person 1: Did u hear that Jake hooked up with a township girl?
Person 2: Yea! Dude she’s hot af imma try to shoot my shot with her at Freehold Township.

by Dontfuckwithme2023 March 27, 2019