Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018

Salty Pepermint Squash

A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.

I save my salty Pepermint Squash so I can sell it on eBay.

by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014

Salty sand hole

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.

Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

Salty Sea Dog

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!

Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog

by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

salty piss flippers

Another word for salty vaginal lips. Commonly coated in urine, due to the distinct taste.

Wow. Her salty piss flippers were sooo salty, it almost made me puke. It tasted like the ocean.

by Jamie M October 9, 2005

Salty Dog

In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.

Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.

by JxTwin June 9, 2009