three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..
Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !
by mikroth September 22, 2008
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five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
by Terio Marin June 17, 2016
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021
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Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.
Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.
by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023
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Three olives vodka

A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone
joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....
by hoochimama6969 January 12, 2016
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Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
by Palomino1 February 27, 2020
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