three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

Three Piece Meal

The act of putting your penis in the vagina, ass and mouth

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"

by daddy's anal whore January 8, 2021

three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.

Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

by 1egg2fry May 23, 2016

Three fingers up

You want him to lock in

Lock in bae for I tweak ahht three fingers up

by Dammmnthatsher October 9, 2022

egyptian three way

It's where you have a three way, preferably two guys and one girl, and the guys lube up and then cover their dicks with sand. It provides for the rough rush.

Ex: Wood: "Man I bet her pussy is raw as fuck after that egyptian three way we had last night."
Christian: "Yeah dude, I'm glad we listened to tunak tunak tun too."

by wooden2 November 3, 2013

three dicks in a barrel

The three amigos, the three musketeers, three peas in a pod, huey, dewey and louie, the three stooges.
Three really good friends.

Oskar: come on we're like three dicks in a barrel

by MustachioManio October 26, 2017

Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016