choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

fabric pube sea

a sea of pube fabric

join us on our boat on the fabric pube sea

by ynofficialaccount February 20, 2025

Sea Base

A type of fish that lives in the ocean. Rumor has it, it is the most based fish known to the fishsmart community.

Wow that Sea Base is so Based. I hear it also has decent battery life.

by Fishguy213 September 20, 2021

Sea skunk

When you're on a cruise ship and you either step out onto the balcony or walk in the hallways of the state rooms and you get sucker punched with the smell of pungent weed.

We were walking around the cruise this morning, and we got a good whiff of sea skunk.

by scrumpusbaggy November 3, 2018

Menace To The 7 Seas

Someone who is "Down Bad" and is just a really scary person.(Keep away from your school)

Bro, you see that white Derrick Henry dude. He is for sure a Menace To The 7 Seas.

by The Screaming Skittle 69 September 26, 2021