When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.
Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter
by Sondo May 20, 2010
Get the Purple Ottermug. by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004
Get the Purple toemug. I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016
Get the Purple carrotmug. Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.
Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.
by Heatmiser July 8, 2012
Get the Purple Jmug. One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.
"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"
"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."
"What a purple peacock!"
"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."
"What a purple peacock!"
by Eskimo Braaaaaaaadley March 9, 2010
Get the purple peacockmug. by AMBaltay February 26, 2008
Get the Purple Churblemug. What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats
by Darktwat December 31, 2013
Get the purple whalemug.