pudgy pie

The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.

Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.

by leagueofsuperbestfriends August 17, 2015

Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"

Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.

by Ashiedown December 23, 2013

Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

Pie Guy

A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.

Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!

by Jess123321 September 29, 2007

Emo Pie

The nickname for Ali Halani, celeberity from 1845-1912.

People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.

Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?

George: Yeah, it was awesome!

by Bob Rewarder May 28, 2009

nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

Dirty Pie

An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.

I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.

by Creative Butt Pirate July 23, 2012