Telegram me 👉

Typical Youtuber impersonators that you'll see in famous tech Youtubers and any famous Youtubers related to tech (example: Max Tech, MKBHD, etc). But fortunately, Google made the Youtubers' profile pictures visible before you open the replies if they replied directly, so you can see if they're actually replying to you instead of the impersonators

Usually uses many emojis. If they're using phone numbers, they use alternate number letters or emojis to write the number to prevent anti-spam detection

The examples. It should be like these. Alternate names: Text me on Telegram / TELEGRAM@:

(Username)
(Comment)

Telegram me 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
Thank you for watching and commenting my video. I have something for you...

Text me on Telegram 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
...

TELEGRAM@ (*insert Youtuber name*)
iPhone 14 Pro Max for you

by PuniUwUCute November 3, 2022

pure television

That feeling that life is imitating television instead of the other way around. When the lighting and circumstances, and occasionally music and costume seem to obey the laws of some preternatural executive producer in the sky and subjects become witness to their lives in much the same way that they would witness a film or television show. Even when alone individuals in the thralls of "pure television" will act. It's fun when it only happens once in a while and one doesn't realize what's happened until after the fact, but if you're aware of it as it's happening? Self Hating Terror or Blissed Out Egomania are almost always the result.

(To a friend, Point out man on the subway whose clothes, hair, accessories, body language and facial grooming scream television): See that guy over there? How post modern - he's pure television!

by Anemone September 19, 2005

facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011

Puke Telephone

Derived from the popular kids game telephone. This game is played by players lining up in a straight line then the first person pukes in the second persons mouth, the second to the third, and so on until it reaches the end where the last person pukes on the floor. Everyone will notice the puke looks nothing like the original puke.

Ew, I'd rather play telephone than puke telephone.

by metalock989 August 21, 2011

Ovary Telepathy

When two or more girls' periods become in sync.
Usually occurs when many girls are around each other for an extened period of time.

My mom and I both got our period yesterday. We have major ovary telepathy.

by pottyface12345 November 6, 2011

Green Teletubbie

A a cheater who is to not be spoken to unless making fun of.

"SUCK IT YOU GREEN TELETUBBIE "

by Stargazer49 November 9, 2021

Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

by the_elder April 26, 2009