Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014

Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

by dtrain11 January 28, 2015

Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.

Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!

by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016

Tasking

When someone requests you to do a task and you ask them so many questions about how to do the task that by the time they've shown you how to do the task they've finished the task for you.

My Mom was trying to teach me how to do the washing so I kept tasking her on how to do it until she finished the job for me.

by le_cock June 19, 2018

Talking Tom Effect

When you say something, then someone near you says the exact same thing after you. Based on the video game series, Talking Tom.

Cole: God, that ass is big.
Martin: God, that ass is big.
Avery: OMG! The Talking Tom Effect!

by Sonic the head chalk April 25, 2022

Booze talking

Booze talking is when you and someone else are heavily intoxicated and act like your best friends when you really dont even know each other. You'll also probably try to set up plans to hang out either the following day or next weekend but chances are you wont speak again unless its booze talk.

Bob: "Yoooo man we should totally chill and get high dude!"

Fred: "Yeah man hit me up!"

Booze talking.

by Hobaninho April 4, 2012