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Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015
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roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
by May 20, 2016
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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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roblox tidies

Roblox tidies amongst the other things you shouldn't google

Still gotta love em though
Mom: I'm leaving son /son: k mom ( rushes to computer to search roblox tidies)
by Whalix March 20, 2017
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Crimson Tide

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.
by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017
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The tide challenge

Idiots eating tide pods for some reason and probably dying.
Guy eats a thing thats made for washing and alsmost dies all is on camara this does nothing. He basically just almost wasted his entire life. This is The tide challenge
by 2 poeple May 7, 2018
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