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Muff

by Jaybirddaddy November 3, 2020
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Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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Puddle of Muff

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".
by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022
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muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017
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Pillow muff

Face planting and shaking of head back n forth at a fast pace between to breath and or pillow.
by Bigred8 June 20, 2025
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