Matt Baratz

The biggest stud you'll ever meet, gets a blowjob at least 4 times a week, total stoner,

God did you see that Matt Baratz walk by?" "Of course I did, I blew high last night.

by thepimp!.swfl June 28, 2010

Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 10, 2012

Matt

God represented in a Mii.

Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!

by phelldymein September 30, 2019

matt

somebody who rages over small things.

Person 1 - Why'd you take my FUCKING pen?
Person 2 - Yo man don't be a matt.

by urbandictionary.exe March 21, 2019

matt park

A peanut butter monster who’s high all the damn time, gives great head, but not often... Matt parks pretty chill, he’s good at cooking, he likes Oreos and people named Vincent

Matt park? Oh yea we found that dude on the kitchen floor with his dick in the peanut butter jar.

by RAVENNNN19 September 25, 2020

matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 29, 2016

MATT Z

A scruffy older gentleman that trys to relive his past through surrounding himself with younger people, usually fresh outta highschool.

"Hey let's go over to MATT Z's house after school, we can do anything there"

by MrArizona November 19, 2011