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Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.
1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!
by TheO0032 April 15, 2019
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neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
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Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.
Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Cancer

1. Something you don't like.

2. Someone who likes Something you don't like. Often told to kill themselves. See Kill Yourself.
Person 1: Undertale is cancer.
Person 2: I like Undertale.
Person 1: The Undertale fandom is cancer. Kill yourself.
by Quackface August 3, 2017
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Cancer

Bro my mr.jackson got cancer bc he bald
by Nikeboi_2k18 April 24, 2019
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Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!
I can't believe cancer ruins lives.
by AllegraB April 11, 2017
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