Dirty Arson

Setting a fire around two or more people having sex to increase adrenaline and arousal.

Don't worry, no one was harmed in yesterday's Dirty Arson.

by icannot November 23, 2020

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019

dirty jarrett

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.

Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.

by Propanegain June 8, 2020

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020

Dirty Nicholas

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing

Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas

by Babygirl1719 July 30, 2020

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Dirty Serb

When one puts his penis through a glory hole expecting a woman to be on the other side; instead it is a man.

Or, a scapegoat for any kind of problem that arises from any kind of screw up.

"Dude, it weren't for that dirty serb, we'd have been bumped up to first class seats on the flight to Hawaii.

by BagofDicks June 16, 2013