wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

by Colin Fields December 28, 2006

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004

e-tard

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004

slam-tard

One who is a retard to the point of making one to physically harm another.

"Erin is a fucking Slam-tard...But kinda hot." - Chris's bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.

by -V(ChXc)- September 7, 2007

P-Tarded

Retarded, Vain, Rude, DUMB...

People think theyre so smart and poplular.. but they really have no life and and our selfless. We call those people P-tarded

by iKaan June 21, 2010

Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

by Ultra long man November 11, 2017

Tic-tard

Combination of lunatic and retard.

Don't be such a Tic-Tard.

by Patti Kate January 19, 2009