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shanghi surprise

When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"
I did the shanghi surprise to my girl freind once, she was not happy at all.
by Jamie Chennells December 12, 2007
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Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.
by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006
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suprise sex

Waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having sex whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.
Tara talking to Sheryl: DJ and I woke up this morning having suprise sex, I was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!
by sheryl williams December 24, 2007
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Creampie surprise

When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
by un-herd October 3, 2015
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Surprised Girl

An amazing facial feature that any girl can do, thus giving her the name "Surprised Girl" =-O she is awesome, random, loves llamas, sexy, has a beatiful surprised face, and a beautiful smile. She has a great sense of humor, and is anyones best friend. also known as an emily.
Brian: Have you met Surprised Girl?
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised
by Tink13 October 17, 2010
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Surprised 😳

Surprised is you typical W merchant who tops the IQ charts thanks to his outstanding knowledge.

Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.
1. Wow Surprised! You’re so smart!

2. My man has 150 IQ. He is like Surprised 😳.
by Eti Corb 🥱 April 13, 2022
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Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.
"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."
by TargornXelos March 2, 2005
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