Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
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by catipilarbunny May 2, 2009
Get the Taco Bell Suprise mug.while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."
Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
by TRON THE MAN January 23, 2007
Get the creampie surprise mug.When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.
by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007
Get the Flap Jack Surprise mug.the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010
Get the toe nail surprise mug.Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
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