Mike Stone

An old perverted fuck.

"That girl is cute"

"She's 12 you Mike Stone"

by Scootguy123 January 21, 2018

Sam Stone

A lanky fella who looks exactly like Elmo minus the red fur

look at that asshole what an Sam Stone

by Fffuiifddtyjbgj May 23, 2019

stynee

a comical term for the penis

you have a little stynee

by rodney clark January 14, 2008

stoneditude

SI unit of stonedness. Measured in bowls per kilogram. Other measures include Degree of Funny, LD %50 level, and Degree of Cuntitude.

"Dude, your stonetitude is absoluetly ridiculous!"

by Casa January 15, 2005

stoned to the hilt

to be completly and utterly stoned to the point where you can hardly walk, and make noises and sometime loose the feeling in your feet.
Can be adapted into a verb.

EX1
Person1: "jeez, i am stoned to the hilt!!"

EX2
Person1: "to the hilt?"
Person2: "to the nth

by Jonathan and Lee September 1, 2008

stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 9, 2010