strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

by giug78tig August 3, 2010

strategery

He may not have said that, but that is the least of his well-documented fuck ups. Saying he is a west texas girl at a recent press conference is of greater concern, and hilarity. Thankfully, his sagging poll numbers indicate we will no longer have to put up with a C student for a President much longer. No one doing this shitty this early has ever been re-elected, and this west texas belle will not be an exception.

I can't wait till G-Dubs is booted out of office in Novemeber, and someone with a firm grasp of the english language and at least a moderate level of syntax is voted in. Not to mention the ability to articulate that he is, in fact, a male.

by Franken June 13, 2004

Steamer

One that frequently collects IDs for Valve's Steam service, so that he/she may find more like minded gamers.

That guy has so many Steam friends. He's such a steamer.

by neat#2 August 23, 2011

Stanley Steamer

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.

"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."

by P-dub and Bald August 20, 2008

straker

A person who is a strake, or possesses the capabilities of a strake or being a strake.

What a straker.

by TheWorder12 November 30, 2011

Weho steamer

wrapping your lover's chest and nether regions in saran wrap, then taking a dump and watching the steam trails run under neath the saranwrap.

After dinner and a movie, Jeff gave Beau a Weho steamer that left them both spent in delight.

by ed ainsworth January 11, 2005

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009