guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.

You are are on definite guy status tonight.

by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

Breco Status

adj.

1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love

him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,

his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..

him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..

-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo

by Unknown2012-22 February 20, 2009

a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022

Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

statu

for idiots that are trying to say status? or stats. or statistics. fucking EU teeth people.

NINI wanted to find out her streaming statu since it made her sad.

by YouBeLion October 9, 2020

Status quo ante bella

The situation as it was before the girl
Derived from the Latin exp. "status quo ante bellum"

"He really got his life together for a while, but ever since the breakup it is status quo ante bella"

by acemcwinters January 29, 2024