rat status

to describe something you don’t like or is disgusting
becky : omg did you see sarah today
brittney: LOL yeah she’s looking soooo rat status
by crazygal6271 September 20, 2018
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Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 01, 2012
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Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
by EQuotationmark March 02, 2022
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status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite March 27, 2014
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Statue removal

Statue removal, building removal, all it really does it turn all the effort of the people that built it to bullshit, whether people celebrate it or don't. Some people want things removed because of what they symbolize rather than all the effort it took to get the structure standing in the first place (something that withstood countless thunderstorms, weather events, and years of wear).
Statue removal doesnt do anything, it doesn't make the world a better place. Everyone is part of the problem, there are no people making the world a better place, it's really a matter of what degree they're turning other people's efforts into bullshit. Statue removal is a lot like instant gratification, a lot of people whine until they get what they want, without ever having been involved in the building of the structure. They whine for a short while and nobody tells them they're not going to get what they want (since they don't take no for answer, not one person tells them no), instead they're given what they want instantly. It's why there are so many protests these days that have nothing to do with George Floyd and never did. Really everything with people is about who gets what and how much, from war to elections to everything else.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations
by Biff Beasley May 07, 2021
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