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by n00000000000000b August 15, 2010

Sando

Shortened version of San Fernando. If you never heard the word Sando before, yuh not from Trinidad.

Yuh see the nice gyal and dem down in Sando?

by TriniJedi December 18, 2019

Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Bag Stand

A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.

Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"

Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"

by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

Industry Standard

A bunch of unwritten rules people should follow when it comes to dating, think Swingers meets Dr Phil. Most of these rules just end up causing annoyance, confusion, and failure within normal human beings.

- Cocky Guy: "A guy should wait a week before calling a girl after a first date"
- Egotistical Girl: "By then she would have found somebody else to go on a date with"
- Person with a Brain: "Seriously fuck the industry standard"

by Delightfully_Wicked March 23, 2011

Lemonade Stand

Sexual act involving a woman doing a handstand while the man t-bags then urinates in her face.

"I opened a lemonade stand on her last night!"

by SailorJo April 6, 2014

Man Stand

Man standing is similar to Man Spreading. Man Standing is when a man lifts one foot up and places it on an object in front of him (Normally a chair or bench) at about waist height and leaves the other foot on the ground. This gives the image of a man spreading his legs while standing. This is normally done to express dominance over others, usually women. It is also very common for the men to very slightly thrust forward and back while man standing.

"Look at that guy man standing over there!"
"Wow how gross why can't he just stand normally instead we have to see his buldge."

"Fuck me! Why do the guys around me always man stand?"

by Man Stand Mike August 14, 2019