Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019
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Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!
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When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
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grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
by madabbarc September 9, 2009
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A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
"Damn, jake and Kelsey have known each other since preschool, why ain't they screwing in the school bathroom?"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
by Stuffwithrock June 24, 2015
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Get the Sandbag dip mug.A person of (usually) middle-eastern decent, who has been given the Honky-Pass by a redneck friend.
They are free to express their need for dip and incest whenever they want to without being judged.
They are free to express their need for dip and incest whenever they want to without being judged.
"Man Abdullah has been hanging out a lot with Rodger lately.. He might be declared a Sand Honky soon..."
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