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Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
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Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019
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split image

Me and him are like a split image!
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split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019
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Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom
by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020
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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
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