Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

Santa

A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.

Never use this if your gay.

HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!

by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011

Santa

A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...

White or grey Pubes.

To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....

by MissBushcraft November 8, 2011

Santa

In fact, Santa is an anagram for Satan. True Story...

"Santa lives in hell"
"Santa! I blew that chick!"

by afrobear February 19, 2009

Santa

Your typical douchebag guy who likes to wear a red robe and red sweat pants. which is why we call him santa, he also seems to enjoy growing unfortunate facial hair, while being bald at the same time. oh and he's bad in bed.

"its santaaaaaa"

by santaslittlestelf April 12, 2010

spantankerous

Being so rude that everybody thinks it's funny.

"Go suck a dick!"
"Quit being Spantankerous, Jim, it's not funny."
"What a pussy..."

by Brieann November 9, 2006

Spantameous

so much of something sickening that the sheer amount of it is appreciative

John looked upon the spantameous group of black protestors with a sense of awe and confusion, mostly due to his bewilderment about how easily they could collaborate even though they were proven to have inferior intellect to most living creatures.

by Randolphhh January 7, 2008