Skip to main content

Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland
See at boy er what a soft hoor he is
by anonymous December 20, 2021
mugGet the Soft hoor mug.

to Soft

Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.
I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.
by ezmom63 March 22, 2023
mugGet the to Soft mug.

soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah
by Aztylux March 26, 2021
mugGet the soft dick mug.

Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.
Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"
by Joka June 1, 2023
mugGet the Soft Launch mug.

Super soft birthday

A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys
Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party
by Word hod October 12, 2021
mugGet the Super soft birthday mug.

Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.
Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
mugGet the Soft solipsism mug.

SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management
Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians
by 1990sicc April 12, 2021
mugGet the SofT Era mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email