by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021
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1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
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Tadija Society is secret organisation found in 2020 by Zivkovic, Perisic i Djokic. Organisation's goal is to all Tadijas rule the world.
Tadija1: Lomg live all Tadijas and Tadija Society.
Tadija2: Lomg live all Tadijas and Tadija Society.
Tadija2: Lomg live all Tadijas and Tadija Society.
by I live pancakes April 12, 2021
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by herbal remedies~ November 14, 2021
Get the pillow sock mug.Prime in soccer is when a player is in their theoretical best state, meaning their physical and mental capabilities and at their peak. This state is typically when the player hits 25 in age.
by ComputerK May 11, 2022
Get the Prime (Soccer) mug.Concept describing the control/subjugation of the general population by means of large corporations with an excess of power, societal standards that have been deemed "proper," and the indoctrination of poor livelihoods as the ideal.
The idea of making your job your entire life is Big Society, life should be worth living.
Big Society is combated by the desire to grow as a person emotionally, and exercise both your mind and your body to reach your fullest potential.
Big Society examples:
Large corporations
societal standards
excess impurities in food
Willingness to accept failure
Not Big Society:
Celebrating the arts
Celebrating the sciences
Improving your mind
Improving your body
Enjoying your life
traveling
Note:
This is not to say "TV is bad, never be inside, never work in an office, never eat junk food." Everything is okay in moderation, just not all the time because you can hurt yourself.
What matters is that you are making the most of what life has given you.
The idea of making your job your entire life is Big Society, life should be worth living.
Big Society is combated by the desire to grow as a person emotionally, and exercise both your mind and your body to reach your fullest potential.
Big Society examples:
Large corporations
societal standards
excess impurities in food
Willingness to accept failure
Not Big Society:
Celebrating the arts
Celebrating the sciences
Improving your mind
Improving your body
Enjoying your life
traveling
Note:
This is not to say "TV is bad, never be inside, never work in an office, never eat junk food." Everything is okay in moderation, just not all the time because you can hurt yourself.
What matters is that you are making the most of what life has given you.
Person 1: Big Society wants us to grow up, get a job, have kids, and die. I'd rather see the world and experience new things instead of wasting my time.
Person 2: Big society doesn't want us to have kids?
Person 1: No, children are great if you want them. The point is that Big Society wants to reduce us to solely that.
Person 1: Have you seen the ingredients in this peanut butter and this loaf of bread?
Person 2: Yeah, all those extra ingredients like too much sugar and seed oils is Big Society not caring about our physical wellbeing.
Person 1: How's your new office job?
Person 2: A corporate nightmare. Big Society has me waking up, going to work, and coming home, day in and day out. Life is meant to be more interesting.
Person 1: I love sitting inside, watching tv all day, and eating cheap fried food.
Person 2: That's pretty Big Society of you. I'd rather see my friends, experience nature, travel somewhere new, and learn about a new topic.
Person 1: Have you seen this new movie?
Person 2: The Big Society blockbuster by redacted company or the well-made art piece that this director put time and thought into?
Person 1: Definitely not the blockbuster. Big Society just wants to make money off us, not produce real content.
Person 2: Big society doesn't want us to have kids?
Person 1: No, children are great if you want them. The point is that Big Society wants to reduce us to solely that.
Person 1: Have you seen the ingredients in this peanut butter and this loaf of bread?
Person 2: Yeah, all those extra ingredients like too much sugar and seed oils is Big Society not caring about our physical wellbeing.
Person 1: How's your new office job?
Person 2: A corporate nightmare. Big Society has me waking up, going to work, and coming home, day in and day out. Life is meant to be more interesting.
Person 1: I love sitting inside, watching tv all day, and eating cheap fried food.
Person 2: That's pretty Big Society of you. I'd rather see my friends, experience nature, travel somewhere new, and learn about a new topic.
Person 1: Have you seen this new movie?
Person 2: The Big Society blockbuster by redacted company or the well-made art piece that this director put time and thought into?
Person 1: Definitely not the blockbuster. Big Society just wants to make money off us, not produce real content.
by tosd104 January 17, 2023
Get the Big Society mug.The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called
"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!
God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
This phrase is derived from an album called
"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!
God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."
Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."
Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."
by ray davies is wise May 23, 2011
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