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sloppy joe

The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.
1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.
sloppy joe by Murphy TIts January 30, 2008

Sloppy Joe

The act of shitting on a girls chest and then mashing her tits together
Yo, my girl friend just let me Sloppy Joe her!!
Sloppy Joe by crazyj237 May 1, 2011

Sloppy Aretha Franklin 

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and her favorite song comes on, then she proceeds to start singing it still with the man's balls in her mouth. In turn her nut-slurred speech will sound like that of Aretha Franklin with balls in her mouth."
That chick totally did a Sloppy Aretha Franklin when her favorite song came on while she was sucking on my balls!

Sloppy Joe

This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.
Sloppy Joe:
Buns-Guy or Girls bum
Chile-Shit
Sloppy Joe by Jason Stanley July 20, 2006

Sloppy Seconds 

Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?

Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?

No, that's total sloppy seconds!
Sloppy Seconds by warpigs November 11, 2010

sloppy seconds 

Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.
I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.
sloppy seconds by V October 12, 2004