Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

The Great Sleep

A long awaited rest after a long day, or week, it is a large accomplishment in ones life. For one to accomplish The Great Sleep, they have to rest for approximately 12 hours or more and they have to fall asleep before midnight.

Eric is going to try and accomplish The Great Sleep after his exam on Wednesday night.

by ThatBoiArum December 22, 2020

i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

where did you sleep last night?

singing it will out of context will make your friends block you

A: where did you sleep last night?

B: BRO WTF

by Mr.fort June 14, 2021

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021