Slappin' the bass

male term meaning to masturbate.

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.

by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

trout slapped

When one is slapped with a trout(fish).

Oh my Rachel! I just got trout slapped by Amanda down by the river!

by Laurel P. November 1, 2007

Slappies

New shoes or shoes that are loosly fit to make a slapping noise as you walk.

learn how to walk" "bro, these are my slappies

by joeisrawasfugg October 2, 2010

Shapped

Being absolutely shattered in desperate need of a nap!

'ah mate, im shapped!'

by katy splodger August 5, 2008

Slappy

A conjunction of the words 'Slap' and 'Happy'. Normally used together, meaning uncontrollably hyper, and having random outbursts of laughter. You normally pee yourself when your in this mood, and it occurs a lot before you retire to your bed. Meaning, if you get 'slappy', you will crash in approximately 10 minutes.

Homie #1: *laugh laugh laugh. laugh laugh laugh laugh luagh. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.* HEY! Did you see that squirrel? Wow, that guy is wearing pink pajamas... Do you do The Twist with your heel or toe? I wonder what really is at the end of a rainbow...

Homie #2: Wow homie, your slappy as all get out.

by F I N N ! (: May 14, 2011

slapper

A woman who "slaps on" tons of make-up, usually spotted by that. Tons of make-up will surely hide the ming underneath form the session before.Usually goes out pantyless, and is totally brainless, homes for thick wallets and loud mouths.
Alternatively, slapper could refer to the slapping sound during intercourse or a slapping sound the labia make when she walks.

God look at that slapper! She has more paint than the Mona Lisa!!

by Geee June 27, 2006

Sapphire

A dirty hoe who has nothing better to do then obsess over girls named Yessenia

Ew, sapphires an ugly annoying cunt

by Pussy lover 1010 January 31, 2020