Slanted

Another meaning for being drunk or stoned, such as wasted,leanin, smackked, & bent.

2Kan- Damn boy that arty was poppin lat night

Peenut- You was feelin right ?

2Kan- I was type slanted 5

by Benny Magz November 21, 2010

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003

santa

move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him

santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.

by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006

Santa

pretty much hes a figure of Christmas, weither he ever did exsist or not, he is told to be a pretty fat old guy wit a white beard, rosy cheeks, "a belly that shakes like jelly when he laughs".. and dont forget his classic "ho-ho-ho".. hes pretty much just a reason for parents to buy presents for their kids.. something for kids to believe in..or something like that.

none really.. go to a mall around december you you'll see lots of em.

by Cecelia December 30, 2003

santa

a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )

me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008

santa

santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist

they're already sleeping so half the job is done

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003